“You know that’s not going to work, right?”
“Yeah, but sometimes it just feels good to hold it.”
“I Mean, I know I’m rich and everything, But I can’t be wasting money repairing the tower every time you decide to try to kill yourself. High Rise Cranes are expensive.
^ Respect the fandom, or get the hell off of tumblr.
Wait, what, who me? Please, go fuck yourself with a live grenade. A, nothing I said was disrespectful to anyone, even some silly fandom, B, that was something that Stark WOULD SAY. Cause he’s an asshole. Hell, its practically Avengers Canon. He said basically the same thing in Earths Mightiest Heroes because Hulk kept breaking doors.
A, I was offended. Most fans have what are called feels. The Wizard of Oz can provide you with the right equipment to have them as well. B, Stark and Banner Science Bros, so while he’d always be snarky, he wouldn’t be an asshole to Banner. Not like that. When push comes to shove and lives are involved, he’s an amazing friend.
Except he isn’t. Stark is incredibly self-centered and narcissistic. His friendships revolve around him first. Not a good friend at all. Very first thing he does in the movies is poke fun of Banner’s green rage monster condition, and then tries to provoke the hulk to come out. He uses humor in every situation, EVERY situation. Besides, he already knows Banner CAN’T kill himself, so business as usual before they get into the real part of the conversation. Maybe you should ask the Wizard for some brains.
